Pounded By Produce

 A tale of veggies tempted to break their vows.

Fleeing a tumultuous past, Emily finds refuge at a kitchen job in a quiet countryside parish.

Robert and Laurent are two best friends with a bond that has crossed lines throughout their history but now walk the straight and narrow, giving their lives to their parish as priests.

One magical night under the harvest moon, Robert and Laurent experience a bizarre transformation: They wake up as a tomato and cucumber.

Emily brings these ripe and juicy vegetables into the kitchen, but instead of preparing a meal, she uses them for other, more carnal needs. Emily awakens something inside of the priests, who switch back and forth between their human and vegetable forms.

The three find themself in a steamy entanglement, unable to deny their primal desires. Will they fight their urges or break their vows and alter the course of their lives forever?

From the best-selling author of Get In My Swamp comes a veggie love story filled with angst and lust.

Content Warnings: 

Pounded by Produce is about two priests who transform into sentient veggies. While fun, this erotic, sexually explicit story includes elements that might not be suitable for some readers. Religious trauma, religious guilt, dubious consent, object insertion, biting, mild domination, mention of domestic abuse, anal penetration, penetration without protection, and double penetration are present in this novel. Readers who may be sensitive to this content, please take note.